This is the second part of my monotribe about how come, how much and way how deep I dig the awesomest, Spearest Britney. If you want to read the rest of it, CHECK HERE. This is how it goes, so check it.

Lots of people get all stupid saying her ways don’t work out, but they do. Britney is the most awesomest. Britney does everything right, even the things the stupid tabloids say she does wrong, and that’s dumb.

When she shaves her head, it’s not cuz she’s messed up, it’s cuz it’s hot here in So Cal. When she gets a tat, it’s cuz she wants to express her awesome-ass-self. When she marries her high school sweetheart, it ain’t cuz she thinks he’s the same Jason Alexander from Seinfeld, it’s her thing because she wants that ounce of beautiful, annullable love. She earned it, she got it, and it was a publicity boon for her poon and it sold her a million records.

Plus she got to have the sex with him in the sanctity of marriage (I don’t believe in it myself but if it’s your thing that’s cool) Think about it. She got to have sex inside of marriage for like fifteen hours in the good graces of that God guy, and she got a million bucks in free pube-lice-ity at the same time.

Way cool.

So why didn’t she show up in court? Why didn’t she show up in court like five times? It’s because she knows sutff, and she’s way powerful. She knows what’s going on and she’s got knowledge that the rest of us don’t get to know or have or stuff.

If Britney does it, she’s doing it right.

That smartass stupid ass judge doesn’t know what the hell. The judge doesn’t know what it’s all about. That stupid ass judge doesn’t know a damn thing. If miss judgeship knew the first damn thing about the life of Britney and what she does for the world, she would rule in favor of her every time.

WHY? B/CUZ Britney is the best, period, and I mean all-month-period; period.

She didn’t show up in court because she’s busy and a single mother. She showed up to court and left (twice or whatever) because she’s too on top of her game to face “the man”. I’ve been to court for whatever (total bullshizzle, it was a solicitation charge I plead down to trespassing but it was still a joke the guy who arrested me was one of my guys whatever.)

You try selling a million records a year and raising two flopped around kids as a divorced mother who loves the coke like everybody does. No biggy forget it right?

And don’t be like “oh she doesn’t even have custody of the kids” because that’s a sore subject with me, and it’s stupid because she’s obviously the best mom since her mom, right?

That stupid judge lady (or guy who cares) has never done anything Britney-worthy, so who does she think she is judging her? Britney only has to answer to God, and she will. Maybe soon but whatever.

(If you didn’t read the first part of this you should look around and find it because it makes more sense when you read all of it. It’s here on my site.)