I know what’s the what-what and Britney told me so I so know it’s all kinds of good. My life isn’t so different from Britney Spears, and I know because she talks to me and we work it out and I get by from it all.
Date the Richest:
Find somebody who makes good money, even that Osama “Sam” joker from the paparazzi and latch on for dear life. He had o-dark-cool money and him keeping her the top of tabloidlines was perfect. He brught pills to the table (all over the table, according to some reports) but what he really did was sell more records, and she took it. Big money is big money baby.
It’s like that guy Jake I dated for a while. He had a good job and bought me all kinds of clothes and took me out to dinner all the time. I got some jewelry and found out he was married. Whatever, I knew we didn’t have a future and I made even more money once I fingered it out so he paid me to keep my mouth shut (for the fist time since we were dating) and it’s all good.
Date the Hottest:
If you have a K-Fed (yuk) or J-Timb (yummy gay) on the hook, take that John money and pay it to get the real rocks off on the sly all you got to. What would you pay to have a guy like Justin, even if he is as queer as Lance Bass? A lot, that’s how much. Get that action when it happens. Date hot, date heavy, and pay what you have to. No big whatever. Think of it as an investment
Snort the Sweetest:
If you’ve got a line in front of you, doesn’t matter who bought it, harf it up and quick too. What else do you want me to say about this?
Be Responsable:
If you have kid you have to be a good person. If you have a job you should go sometimes. If you have an old aunt that never had kids you need to be there so she knows you’re all about her (or her estate LOL!) so don’t ruin the good things you have going.
Live it large, live it crizzazy!:
Don’t sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. ROFLCOPTER!ELENTYONE!ONE!EXCLAMAIONTPOINT?) Do what you do, do it on the sly if you can, but if you can’t then you’s better does it on page one, am I right?
Cornclusion:
I conclude. Jess that and that’s that. You read it. You need more than read it again.
