Okay Kevin, I’ve tried to be civil about it but you haven’t got the message yet. Did you get the letter I sent? Oh you didn’t? That’s because I didn’t send it to you, I sent it to your stupid whore of a wife at the shelter where she volunteers. Yep, that’s where she got the letter from the CDC (Center for Disease Control, dumb ass) that says you have AIDS and it’s full blown. Any trouble at home last week? Maybe that’s why.

It’s not too late to fix things with me. We had a really nice night together, just as Britney said we would, so let’s build on that. Let that stupid harlot die in the ditch (I can help with that) and make a life together. I know you said you’re a record producer and I know you aren’t but you could be. Let’s get famous together.

Call me baby. Call me, and I’ll hear from you. You can NOT call me if you want, but either way you’re going to hear form me, OK?