Album: Blackout – Year: 2007

I havn’et been around like Britney has so she’s got a lot of edge over me. She also gets to date hot guys like Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass (teh hot!). This is her song about discovering her inner orgasm. I haven’t done that yet (not for a lack of guys thinking I have cuz sometimes enough is enough and I just gotta get some sleep right?) I will someday and this song is all about that.

Your touch (soft)

Your taste (salty)

Your breath (rummy)

Your face (stubbly)

Your hands (callused)

Your head (did it)

You’re sweet (stinky)

Your love (imaginary)

Your teeth (orange)

Your tongue (angry)

Your eye (glass)

Your mind (wandering when I talk)

Your lips (cracky)

Your fine (you paid ir)

You’re heaven on earth (if you make me o-face)

I’ve waited all my life for you (not YOU but the orgasm)

My favorite kiss (oral can work better)

Your perfect skin (you hazn’t it)

Your perfect smile (my perfect smile, either one of them)

Waking up and you’re next to me (maybe if I got a guy who did that I’d have a climax too)

Wrap me up in your arms and back to sleep (protect me daddy)

Babe, in your head and drift away (I’ll do it back to you)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen (in the ceiling mirrors)

The color of your eyes (whatever they are)

You’ve taken me so far away (I dream about this)

One look and you stop time (from finishing? I’m not sure what this means)

Dream of you and I almost have you (my dear sweat orgasm)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The color of your eyes

You’ve taken me so far away

One look and you stop

Fell in love with you and (and… and… I’m there!)

Everything that you are (it sounds really awesome)

Nothing I can do I’m really (so into the minute)

Crazy about you (again, not about the guy so much)

When you’re next to me (the guy that time)

It’s just like heaven on earth (cuz it is)

Your heaven (mine too)

Your heaven on earth (my heaven on earth she’s saying)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (the guy)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever loose you (loose the ability to have one again. Some people only get one I think)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth

I’m in love with you (not the guy but probably him too.)

Your breath (smells like smokes and drinks but I don’t care)

Your face (has wrinkles or pimples but it doesn’t matter)

Your hands (might be the key to getting me done)

Your head (might need to dive a bit for me to get warmed up)

Your sweet (you give me candy and I love it)

Your love (is one in a million if you can send me)

Your tongue (will do the trick if you can stand being there for long enough)

I’d move across the world for you (a reference to long distance internet dating, girlfriend of mine moved here from Russia that way)

Just let me in (to that world)

Just tell me where (the spot is. It’s really hard to find)

I’ll come to you (it’s got come right in the line)

Take me back to that place in time (she’s been there, I haven’t but I will get there and hopefully get to stay)

Images of you open my mind (she thinks about hot guys she’s done but I don’t have as much)

Love that I feel your here with me (not just by myself)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen (she’s seen some great, great stuff)

The color of your eyes (this stuff again?)

You’ve taken me so far away (outer body experience I been told)

One look and you stop time (or get me started)

Dream of you and you’re almost next to me (most guys don’t hang around afterwards everybody knows)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The color of your eyes

You’ve taken me so far away

One look and you stop (calling, sometimes)

Fell in love with you and (your ring funger how your dobble me)

Everything that you are (so long as you’s a guy who hits that)

Nothing I can do I’m really (yeah, yeah, just shut up and administer)

Crazy about you (if you can O me but I aint holding my breath)

When you’re next to me (or on, in or wherever on me whatever)

It’s just like heaven on earth (check it)

You’re heaven (with the clouds if you can send me)

You’re heaven on earth (if you can take me to that place, hoefuly more than once)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (even though I want it more than you)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever lose you (cuz who else could ever do me that once better?)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth (cuz if you bring me there then so there we come)

I’m in love with you (ish)

I’m in love with you (kinda, conditions may apply)

I said I’m so in love [twice] (two times because I wanna rock it two times like that)

So in love (for real)

Fall off the edge of my mind (or seat or panties by the seat of my seat, if you feel me, and you must)

I fall off the edge of my mind (whatever that means)

For you (oh your friend whose hotter than you but it doesn’t matter)

I fall off the edge of my mind (if you know what I mean)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen, (the color of your eyes)

I fall off the edge of my mind for you (same diff)

Taken me so far (to the very damn egde right)

Fell in love with you and (other stuff, most of the love is other stuff but it’s all cool baby)

Everything that you are (so much as you say it and I’ll believe you when you say it)

Nothing I can do I’m really (really, really, really, go on and read on)

Crazy about you (if you can make me go magically delighted on your touch)

When you’re next to me (or wherever)

It’s just like heaven on earth (but if only)

So in love (so far as I know what it is, and I’ve been in love enough times to know)

You’re heaven (you are or your heaven, either huevos, Jesus)

Your heaven on earth (but mine at the same thyme)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (to make go crazy and O’gasmic)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever lose you (but I’m gonna guess I’d make your wife leave you)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth (from screaming what name of yours I remember un that moment)

I’m in love with you (or that thing you do for me, even if it means I’m making more believe that you did in that same instance and I’m willing to disconnect in that same way)

I’m so in love [twice] (Seriously, make it happen and I’ll be in love twice)

I fall off the edge of my mind (or the edge of my dampest panties)

I’m so in love (with that thing you do to me)

When I just look at you (or pictures of you I had taken from while you’re at work)

I feel like I’m gonna jump into heaven (even if I have to do it the hard way, and I’ve felt your hardest way so I think I’m basically an expert)

So in love (with the thing you allege to do to me)

And you’ll catch me (n the palms of your callused hands)

Catch me if I jump (into the lap of your crotch)

Will you catch me? (when I fall into your mouth?)

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Oops!… I Did It Again Song Lyrics and Meaning

Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative – Year: 2004

This song is all about doing something stupid and then doing the same stupid thing again. Oh yay been there done that, so has my girl so its like that and I feel it. Here you get to read my lyrical interpatation of it all.

Yeah [12 x's] (I’m told from this guy I met that a dozen times is dodecatimes so it’s like that. She means a dozen yeps.)

I think I did it again (She isn’t sure but who is these days?)

I made you believe we’re more than just friends (Aha I knew it!)

Oh, baby (Uh oh, did it break?)

It might seem like a crush (cuz of my age but you aren’t trying to implify I’m stupid, are you?)

But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious (Whatever, you were cash or cock but not both)

‘Cause to lose all my senses (I have six of them and you just crossed a line)

That is just so typically me (you have to know what I’m like)

Oh, baby, baby (Still maybe a quicky before you hit the curb)

Oops!…I did it again (cuz the verse is the first whatver)

I played with your heart, got lost in the game (it ain’t easy sumtimes it iz)

Oh, baby, baby (two babies is right numbers)

Oops!…You think I’m in love (and I’m so not but maybe I ams a bit)

That I’m sent from above (but I like it better on bottom sometimes)

I’m not that innocent (I’ll strap one on if I have to)

You see my problem is this (I got lost of problems)

I’m dreaming away (but it can be real)

Wishing that heroes, they truly exist (cuz heroin does and it’s not the same)

I cry, watching the days (they tick by faster and faster)

Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways (like when I believe you and what’s you sez)

But to loose all my senses (I have a sixth one but I don’t know about the other five)

That is just so typically me (love it or leave it or both in that order)

Baby, oh (Don’t have a baby, oh)

Oops!…I did it again (And again)

I played with your heart, got lost in the game (spade with it like a club)

Oh, baby, baby (two babies? Hell’s no, that’s one I’d regret twice)

Oops!…You think I’m in love (Not saying I am, not saying I’m not)

That I’m sent from above (to go down, down, down)

I’m not that innocent (but I haven’t been found guilty)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [2 x's] (sometimes no but I won’t say it)

All aboard (my love train, sometimes a group thing, regret a few of those too)

Britney, before you go, there’s something I want you to have (this was prolly me talking)

Oh, it’s beautiful, but wait a minute, isn’t this? (see the cornfusion?)

Yeah, yes, it is (or is it?)

But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end (whatever the hizell that means! LOL!)

Well, baby, I went down and got it for you (bobbing for nuts and came up with culies)

Oh, you shouldn’t have (sent me text messages they can trace back to you)

Oops!…I did it again to your heart (hard, I think)

Got lost in this game, oh, baby (game of Life, not the one from Parker Brothers)

Oops!…You think that I’m sent from above (like I’m an angle)

I’m not that innocent (but we can pretend)