Album: Blackout - Year: 2007

This song is about getting naked with a guy, girl or group, and that it’s totally okay, as long as you plan for it. You can plan it at the last minute if you want but as long as it’s a plan it’s super fine by Britney, and she knows everything there is to know because she’s very successful and everybody knows her and everybody loves her, even the people who say they’re sick of her and totally hate her, we know they love her, get real.

Yeah (She’s sez you can do whatever you want, ya!)

Sounds nice (Britney sounds nice and so duz whatev I do according to the gospel of Britney)

Ooh, yeah (Yep, that’s her saying yeah to what I say and she says)

I got a plan (that’s the one that says to get naked)

We can do it just what you wanted (the whole naked thing)

Baby, baby (try not to have a baby so maybe jump up and down after you do it)

As long as you wanna come with me (I think that means you jack you late, and that’s cool)

We can do it baby, baby (the preggo thing if you know what I mean)

I got a plan (to get naked but my other plan is plan B)

We can do it just what you wanted (even if you a freak I down with that)

Baby, baby

As long as you wanna come with me (with, in, on, over, under or throughout, you can come)

We can do it baby, baby (might be a stutter there)

My body is calling (it’s not like it was me that called 8-times it was my body, pick up the phone)

Out for you bad boy (I like bad boys better than good, and ugly uncles well enough too)

I get the feeling that (the feeling you’re going to give me)

Just wanna be with you (or whoever, you know?)

Baby I’m a freak (I’ve done it in a bunch of positions but I’m open to pretty much whatever)

And I don’t really give a damn (just be clean and not too married)

I’m crazy as a motherfricker (I think I am anywho but I’m willing to learn)

Put that on your man (I pretty sure by “that’ she means the pink kitty)

If you like what you see (my nudity)

And your curiosity (for my nudity)

Let your mind roam free (think about baseball while I’m rocking you)

Won’t you pay attention please? (but not too much cuz I know it will be over right away)

What I gotta do (Is get all naked)

To get you want my body (If a 40 year old is willing to lower himself to my teen body, cool)

Quarter past three (I think that’s a sexual position but I’m not positive)

Ready to leave the party? (If you get naked at the party a lot of cellphone videos gonna be on YouTube so cut it quick and get back to the pad even if it’s messy)

What you gonna do, do, do? (Valid question even if I stud-stud-studder)

I got a plan (to stalk you if you use me)

We can do it just what you wanted (even if it’s kooky or poo related)

What you gonna do, do, do?

Baby, baby

What you gonna do, do, do?

As long as you wanna come with me (not before, that don’t work for me)

What you gonna do, do, do?

We can do it baby, baby (if everything works out but maybe bring me some presents)

What you gonna do, do, do?

I got a plan (to go through your wallet while you’re in the bathroom to find out everything about you)

We can do it just what you wanted

What you gonna do, do, do? (and can you give me a couple online links so I can understand what it is before we do it?)

[repeat]

Get naked [8 times] (means she’s way serious)

Take it off [4 times] (four times mean you should only be wearing four things to take off, duh)

Get naked [3 more times, duh] (If you over dressed and you still have anything on, take it off, eve if it’s just socks or whatever but you don’t have to take socks off.)

I’m not ashamed of my beauty (cuz I know I’m way hot)

You can see what I got (if I can see yours and if you aren’t blind or something)

It sure will freak you out (you’ll stare at me when we’re both naked and all you’ll think is you might go to prison for real)

Imagine if I work it out (That lump in your chinos of course.)

If I get you… (the dot-dot-dot means something is implied and it’s that I might ruin your life)

You’re gonna lose your mind (and your rocks, if not your freedom, so don’t mess with me)

Better put it down (the money or booger sugar on the table baby)

You know should be around (no square cocks or anything, it’s got to be mostly round)

I can understand that you ain’t got plans (but we have to plan this, so I’ll do it)

But I just whatever you want

I can understand that you ain’t got plans (but you do now)

Ever you want, oh (think about what you want and let me know)

We got it (me and my girl Houston, she’s hot too and probably just as naked, most the time)

If you like what you see (which you do unless it’s rag week)

And your curiosity (which I just know you gots)

Let your mind roam free (free range minds are organic and better for the environment)

Won’t you pay attention please? (like, you know, look at me when I’m naked)

If you like what you see (my nudity)

And your curiosity (which is what you probably already have even before you see my action shots)

Let your mind roam free (in MY free range!)

Won’t you pay attention please? (and stop trying to grab for the stupid bong while we’re at it)

Get naked [three times] (getting nekkid three times is just about the minimum)

Would you mind? (say whatever you want but Britney is the messiah)

Get naked [5 times] (because five times is the bare, bear and barely bear minimum)

Now take it off, yeah (seriously)

Take it off [4 times] (take it off four times, seriously)

Get naked [4 times] (get naked one, twice, three times a lady but four times is Britney style)

Baby, take it off (Even if you’re just a baby you can so totally take it off)

I just wanna take it off [twice] (Maybe I’m allergic to my detergent but I so have to get these itchy clothes off of me)

Baby, take it off

I just wanna take it off [twice]

What you gonna do, do, do? (Saying “do” three times means you can “do” three guys or one guy three times or a combination that totals three which I have done. I’m not proud but I did get what I wanted so whatever)

I got a plan (to send pictures to your wife if you double cross me)

We can do it just what you wanted (like you said in your ad on Craig’s List)

What you gonna do, do, do? (Are you gonna do me three times? You better)

Baby, baby (I might have twins, they run in my family but not Britney’s so it just goes to prove she’s talking to me personally)

[Repeats a bunch of stuff a bunch of times because she can get away with it if that’s what it takes to fill four minutes on the CD.]