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		<title>What she&#8217;s done for me. Making pre-teen sexuality okay again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid and going to school, where I learned some really smart things about life and whatever, I decided that I already fingered out everything I needed to know about the public school system. From there I called it a day, but I left all that and learned the rest from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heaven on Earth Song Lyrics and Meaning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Album: Blackout &#8211; Year: 2007 I havn&#8217;et been around like Britney has so she&#8217;s got a lot of edge over me. She also gets to date hot guys like Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass (teh hot!). This is her song about discovering her inner orgasm. I haven&#8217;t done that yet (not for a lack of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman Song Lyrics and Meaning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative &#8211; Year: 2004 This song is all about how it&#8217;s normal for a young teen girl to be a real woman and act like it. This is her explaining how it&#8217;s cool for us to act just like grownups and whatever. I used to think (back when I was in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Y I heart Britney part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check this out. You think I&#8217;m nobody but you&#8217;re nobody. Us Britney people are way the coolest and you know it. Chris Crocker may be a sick, messed up flamer (we talked on MySpace but he&#8217;s a douche nozzle) but we&#8217;re still the very people you wish you could be. We know something you don&#8217;t. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Kevin post for a while I think</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Kevvy baby, how are you today? I know you like being cared for and tended to, what with you being in the hospital all the time with old Ukrainian nurses waiting on you. They change your poo bags, but I&#8217;d do it too, and you&#8217;d get well quicker if you were in my care. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ooh Ooh Baby lyrics Song Lyrics and Meaning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Album: Blackout &#8211; Year: 2007 This is a song about how it&#8217;s cool to have a baby even if you&#8217;re not ready to. You have to do it when you&#8217;re young. Statistics prove that the best time to have a child is when you are young, single and poor, and that&#8217;s what I am so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevins so hot he might be on fire</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a joke for you. What&#8217;s the difference between the New York Times and your house burning down while you and your kids stand on the curb wondering what happened? One keeps homeless people warm and the other is a newspaper! Yep, congrats bastard, you&#8217;re homeless. I hope you like your beater car because it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I cant stay mad at you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay honey, I&#8217;ll play your cat and mouse game. You be Tom and I&#8217;ll be Jerry, that&#8217;s a cartoon from your era, right? You&#8217;re playing hard to get and I love it I guess. You already put your cheese in my trap but I&#8217;ll play along. Come back to me today and I won&#8217;t get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banging All Gangy0020Like Britney Spears</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whatever Britney does, we can all do, and believe you me, I&#8217;ve done them my own self like nobodies business, except for maybe the business of my old man Jayreece, who liked to take a cut off my stuff whatever for years at least. In the press Britney appears to be serial monogamous, but she&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poor Kevins Stupid House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Kevin, if that really is your name, which it is, Kevin Waterston who lives in Seal Beach, California with his stupid damn wife Meagan Waterston (maiden name Venice, who is a total bitch even if I don&#8217;t know her stupid slut ass). I&#8217;ve got some bad news for you, jerk stick. Care to guess [...]]]></description>
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