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		<title>Last Chance for Kevin</title>
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Okay Kevin, I've tried to be civil about it but you haven't got the message yet. Did you get the letter I sent? Oh you didn't? That's because I didn't send it to you, I sent it to your stupid whore of a wife at the shelter where she volunteers. ...</description>
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		<title>Get Naked (I Got A Plan) Song Lyrics and Meaning</title>
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Album: Blackout - Year: 2007
This song is about getting naked with a guy, girl or group, and that it's totally okay, as long as you plan for it. You can plan it at the last minute if you want but as long as it's a plan it's super fine by ...</description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s Been Telling Me to Drug Dabble</title>
		<description>So you know how it goes right? You do what you do and maybe when you do it, if you do it to the right people, it's going to pay you like way hell, and I know my name is written in the book because at least two (okay, only ...</description>
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		<title>How to Be Best Mom</title>
		<description>Check it out, you got kids, and that's your thang. Maybe your religion said you couldn't abort them or stuff or maybe you thought the guy would stick around and that's crazy cuz they never do. Whatever, you're a mom now and you got screamers in tow to take care ...</description>
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		<title>Why My Kitty is as Hairless as that one from Austin Powers</title>
		<description>I been on the streets since pretty much I don't know how long and I had some pretty good guys spotting me when I was super young. Nice guys, mostly AA dudes and that's cool, but I learned from about the time I grew some grass on the field that ...</description>
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		<title>All About Me</title>
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Wanna know all abouts? Yeah, can't blame you, I'm pretty awesome and if you ever read my blog you so know it. Kewl!
I'm 14 years old, I live on my own (yeah, you read it, I'm an indipendint woman) and I've been holding my own since I was 11. Know ...</description>
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		<title>Call Me Kevin What Gives</title>
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Not saying I'm going to burn it down while you're sleeping or anything, just saying you should sleep with two eyes open, and maybe not with your damn wife who you said you were broken up with but I know you aren't. Seriously man, if you're reading this, do the ...</description>
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		<title>Gimme More Song Lyrics and Meaning</title>
		<description>This song is about being powerful and being right and being empowered and how it's not just OK to be a stripper, but it's a good thing and it's what Britney recommends. You gotta do what you gotta do to make the money but if you wanna make a guy ...</description>
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		<title>My Life Like Britny but better</title>
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I know what's the what-what and Britney told me so I so know it's all kinds of good. My life isn't so different from Britney Spears, and I know because she talks to me and we work it out and I get by from it all.

Date the Richest:
Find somebody who ...</description>
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		<title>Missing My Kevin</title>
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So a few weeks back I was with this guy I met at the gas station. I was buying my phone card to pay for my cell phone and I was short and he paid for it because I'm short, but I was short to pay for my card. He ...</description>
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