Album: Blackout - Year: 2007

I havn’et been around like Britney has so she’s got a lot of edge over me. She also gets to date hot guys like Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass (teh hot!). This is her song about discovering her inner orgasm. I haven’t done that yet (not for a lack of guys thinking I have cuz sometimes enough is enough and I just gotta get some sleep right?) I will someday and this song is all about that.

Your touch (soft)

Your taste (salty)

Your breath (rummy)

Your face (stubbly)

Your hands (callused)

Your head (did it)

You’re sweet (stinky)

Your love (imaginary)

Your teeth (orange)

Your tongue (angry)

Your eye (glass)

Your mind (wandering when I talk)

Your lips (cracky)

Your fine (you paid ir)

You’re heaven on earth (if you make me o-face)

I’ve waited all my life for you (not YOU but the orgasm)

My favorite kiss (oral can work better)

Your perfect skin (you hazn’t it)

Your perfect smile (my perfect smile, either one of them)

Waking up and you’re next to me (maybe if I got a guy who did that I’d have a climax too)

Wrap me up in your arms and back to sleep (protect me daddy)

Babe, in your head and drift away (I’ll do it back to you)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen (in the ceiling mirrors)

The color of your eyes (whatever they are)

You’ve taken me so far away (I dream about this)

One look and you stop time (from finishing? I’m not sure what this means)

Dream of you and I almost have you (my dear sweat orgasm)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The color of your eyes

You’ve taken me so far away

One look and you stop

Fell in love with you and (and… and… I’m there!)

Everything that you are (it sounds really awesome)

Nothing I can do I’m really (so into the minute)

Crazy about you (again, not about the guy so much)

When you’re next to me (the guy that time)

It’s just like heaven on earth (cuz it is)

Your heaven (mine too)

Your heaven on earth (my heaven on earth she’s saying)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (the guy)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever loose you (loose the ability to have one again. Some people only get one I think)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth

I’m in love with you (not the guy but probably him too.)

Your breath (smells like smokes and drinks but I don’t care)

Your face (has wrinkles or pimples but it doesn’t matter)

Your hands (might be the key to getting me done)

Your head (might need to dive a bit for me to get warmed up)

Your sweet (you give me candy and I love it)

Your love (is one in a million if you can send me)

Your tongue (will do the trick if you can stand being there for long enough)

I’d move across the world for you (a reference to long distance internet dating, girlfriend of mine moved here from Russia that way)

Just let me in (to that world)

Just tell me where (the spot is. It’s really hard to find)

I’ll come to you (it’s got come right in the line)

Take me back to that place in time (she’s been there, I haven’t but I will get there and hopefully get to stay)

Images of you open my mind (she thinks about hot guys she’s done but I don’t have as much)

Love that I feel your here with me (not just by myself)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen (she’s seen some great, great stuff)

The color of your eyes (this stuff again?)

You’ve taken me so far away (outer body experience I been told)

One look and you stop time (or get me started)

Dream of you and you’re almost next to me (most guys don’t hang around afterwards everybody knows)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The color of your eyes

You’ve taken me so far away

One look and you stop (calling, sometimes)

Fell in love with you and (your ring funger how your dobble me)

Everything that you are (so long as you’s a guy who hits that)

Nothing I can do I’m really (yeah, yeah, just shut up and administer)

Crazy about you (if you can O me but I aint holding my breath)

When you’re next to me (or on, in or wherever on me whatever)

It’s just like heaven on earth (check it)

You’re heaven (with the clouds if you can send me)

You’re heaven on earth (if you can take me to that place, hoefuly more than once)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (even though I want it more than you)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever lose you (cuz who else could ever do me that once better?)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth (cuz if you bring me there then so there we come)

I’m in love with you (ish)

I’m in love with you (kinda, conditions may apply)

I said I’m so in love [twice] (two times because I wanna rock it two times like that)

So in love (for real)

Fall off the edge of my mind (or seat or panties by the seat of my seat, if you feel me, and you must)

I fall off the edge of my mind (whatever that means)

For you (oh your friend whose hotter than you but it doesn’t matter)

I fall off the edge of my mind (if you know what I mean)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen, (the color of your eyes)

I fall off the edge of my mind for you (same diff)

Taken me so far (to the very damn egde right)

Fell in love with you and (other stuff, most of the love is other stuff but it’s all cool baby)

Everything that you are (so much as you say it and I’ll believe you when you say it)

Nothing I can do I’m really (really, really, really, go on and read on)

Crazy about you (if you can make me go magically delighted on your touch)

When you’re next to me (or wherever)

It’s just like heaven on earth (but if only)

So in love (so far as I know what it is, and I’ve been in love enough times to know)

You’re heaven (you are or your heaven, either huevos, Jesus)

Your heaven on earth (but mine at the same thyme)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (to make go crazy and O’gasmic)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever lose you (but I’m gonna guess I’d make your wife leave you)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth (from screaming what name of yours I remember un that moment)

I’m in love with you (or that thing you do for me, even if it means I’m making more believe that you did in that same instance and I’m willing to disconnect in that same way)

I’m so in love [twice] (Seriously, make it happen and I’ll be in love twice)

I fall off the edge of my mind (or the edge of my dampest panties)

I’m so in love (with that thing you do to me)

When I just look at you (or pictures of you I had taken from while you’re at work)

I feel like I’m gonna jump into heaven (even if I have to do it the hard way, and I’ve felt your hardest way so I think I’m basically an expert)

So in love (with the thing you allege to do to me)

And you’ll catch me (n the palms of your callused hands)

Catch me if I jump (into the lap of your crotch)

Will you catch me? (when I fall into your mouth?)

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Oops!… I Did It Again Song Lyrics and Meaning

Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative - Year: 2004

This song is all about doing something stupid and then doing the same stupid thing again. Oh yay been there done that, so has my girl so its like that and I feel it. Here you get to read my lyrical interpatation of it all.

Yeah [12 x’s] (I’m told from this guy I met that a dozen times is dodecatimes so it’s like that. She means a dozen yeps.)

I think I did it again (She isn’t sure but who is these days?)

I made you believe we’re more than just friends (Aha I knew it!)

Oh, baby (Uh oh, did it break?)

It might seem like a crush (cuz of my age but you aren’t trying to implify I’m stupid, are you?)

But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious (Whatever, you were cash or cock but not both)

‘Cause to lose all my senses (I have six of them and you just crossed a line)

That is just so typically me (you have to know what I’m like)

Oh, baby, baby (Still maybe a quicky before you hit the curb)

Oops!…I did it again (cuz the verse is the first whatver)

I played with your heart, got lost in the game (it ain’t easy sumtimes it iz)

Oh, baby, baby (two babies is right numbers)

Oops!…You think I’m in love (and I’m so not but maybe I ams a bit)

That I’m sent from above (but I like it better on bottom sometimes)

I’m not that innocent (I’ll strap one on if I have to)

You see my problem is this (I got lost of problems)

I’m dreaming away (but it can be real)

Wishing that heroes, they truly exist (cuz heroin does and it’s not the same)

I cry, watching the days (they tick by faster and faster)

Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways (like when I believe you and what’s you sez)

But to loose all my senses (I have a sixth one but I don’t know about the other five)

That is just so typically me (love it or leave it or both in that order)

Baby, oh (Don’t have a baby, oh)

Oops!…I did it again (And again)

I played with your heart, got lost in the game (spade with it like a club)

Oh, baby, baby (two babies? Hell’s no, that’s one I’d regret twice)

Oops!…You think I’m in love (Not saying I am, not saying I’m not)

That I’m sent from above (to go down, down, down)

I’m not that innocent (but I haven’t been found guilty)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [2 x’s] (sometimes no but I won’t say it)

All aboard (my love train, sometimes a group thing, regret a few of those too)

Britney, before you go, there’s something I want you to have (this was prolly me talking)

Oh, it’s beautiful, but wait a minute, isn’t this? (see the cornfusion?)

Yeah, yes, it is (or is it?)

But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end (whatever the hizell that means! LOL!)

Well, baby, I went down and got it for you (bobbing for nuts and came up with culies)

Oh, you shouldn’t have (sent me text messages they can trace back to you)

Oops!…I did it again to your heart (hard, I think)

Got lost in this game, oh, baby (game of Life, not the one from Parker Brothers)

Oops!…You think that I’m sent from above (like I’m an angle)

I’m not that innocent (but we can pretend)

Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative - Year: 2004

This song is all about how it’s normal for a young teen girl to be a real woman and act like it. This is her explaining how it’s cool for us to act just like grownups and whatever.

I used to think (back when I was in school)

I had the answers to everything (not everything but I was good at spelling and writing)

But now I know (stuff that girls my age don’t usually find out until college)

Life doesn’t always

Go my way, yeah… (but sometimes it does and I’m smart enough to know the difference)

Feels like I’m caught in the middle (like Malcolm LOL)

That’s when I realize…

[Chorus]

I’m not a girl (because I’m so mature)

Not yet a woman (cuz I can only be trialed as a miner)

All I need is time (and I got a lot of it)

A moment that is mine (living life one minute at a time)

While I’m in between (guys, jobs, places to live or whatever)

I’m not a girl

There is no need to protect me (from guys, the cops always think I’m like a victim and stuff)

Its time that I

Learn to face up to this on my own (like when I thought I was preggers a couple times)

I’ve seen so much more than u know now (you wouldn’t believe what you learn on the street so I’m ready for what comes my way)

So tell me to shut my eyes (and open my heart, legs and mouth, or maybe just my home)

I’m not a girl (but I’m not a boy)

Not yet a woman (but really I am)

All I need is time (buy me a watch)

A moment that is mine (and a baby that is mine too)

While I’m in between (your sheets obviously)

I’m not a girl

But if u look at me closely (we can leave the lights on after we get to know each other better)

You will see it my eyes (but don’t get it in my eyes)

This girl will always find (you if you leave)

Her way (Britney’s way, this is how you know she’s talking right to me)

I’m not a girl (but you can check me out close if you don’t believe me)

I’m not a girl don’t tell me what to believe (cuz I’m already tight with God, praise him)

Not yet a woman

I’m just tryin to find the woman in me, yeah (while your trying to get some man in me)

All I need is time, all I need (is your baby because I’m ready to be a really good mom)

A moment that is mine, that is mine (say it twice and mean it twice as much)

While I’m in between (the lines if you can read them, and I can for sure as you see)

Album: Blackout - Year: 2007

This is a song about how it’s cool to have a baby even if you’re not ready to. You have to do it when you’re young. Statistics prove that the best time to have a child is when you are young, single and poor, and that’s what I am so if Britney says it’s time, who am I to make sure I take my pill EVERY day. Most days is good enough. Besides you can only get pregnant like 3 days a month and there are AT LEAST three days a month when I don’t have sex so it’s cool. Still if I say I’m ready to baby it up some, then I am. Britney is obviously a good parent even though she’s had some problems (K-Fed messed her up, in case you’re too stupid to tell, and he’s stealing those kids so he can get money no doubt).

Here’s the lyrics and how she’s talking to me:

The way you smile (makes me hot and know you are going to be there for our baby)

The way you taste (lets me know you’re already past puberty and can give me a baby)

You know I have an appetite (in both of my smiling lip-holes)

For sexy things

All you do is look at me

It’s a disgrace (You should be doing more)

What’s runnin’ through my mind is you (and what I’ll say to your cheesy pickup lines, they’ll work I promise)

Up in my face (the first couple times, probably. I’m not easy, you’ll have to earn access to my other apertures.)

Your voice is like music to my ears (if you say the right things, like about how mature I am and how you’ve never met anybody quite like me, even though I’m so much younger than you)

Whisper softly and the world just disappears (It might be the ketamine but still)

Take me higher and just wipe away my fears (My fears will all be gone if you can get me high, I promise)

When you’re with me (even if my girlfriend Houston is there, or your buddy from work, but better if it’s just us)

Oh boy, it’s my heartbeat that I hear (pounding in rhythm to the ticking of my teenage baby clock)

Ooh, ooh baby (Ooh is what you say when you see that ugly wiggler)

Touch me and I come alive (inside and out, so be freaky and I will too)

I can feel you on my lips (upper and lower too, you name it, I feel you there)

I can feel you deep inside (either of my lip spots, it’s cool and I love the hell out of it)

Ooh, ooh baby (same deal)

In your arms I finally breathe (but I didn’t inhale)

Wrap me up in all your love (even if by “love” you mean your passion)

That’s the oxygen I need, yeah (to breath deep in my throat of you)

You’re fillin’ me up [six times] (And seriously, you’re filling me up six times)

with your love (or whatever, but you can call it “love”)

The more you move (your hips, lips and other parts)

The more I tense (and clasp my girly stuff around your manliness)

It’s like you got me hypnotized (or charmed like a snake, or maybe YOUR snake, baby)

I’m in a trance (like I just cummed out of a basket)

Your jersey fits (you sweaty bastard, play me like you’re double dribbling into my dibble spot)

It’s right at home, between my hands (and even more at home between my other pairs, chesty or crotchy, honey)

And now I hope you know (me in the biblical sense)

That I’m your biggest fan (or at least the one you’re taking home tonight to rock unprotected to baby me up a bit, baby)

Yeah, yeah (and I swear I’ll say “yeah” twice again later, but maybe I’ll scream it and for real at that)

Your voice is like music to my ears (when you scream daughter while we’re rocking)

Whisper softly and the world just disappears (especially when you dose me in advance, which is cool too)

Take me higher and just wipe away my fears (while I cry all over you)

When you’re with me (even if you cry out your wife’s name, I know you’re legally separated now)

Oh boy, it’s my heartbeat that I hear (in my head when I’m crying even how high I am)

Ooh, ooh baby (stuff me full of your hot, hot man-baby seed)

Touch me and I come alive (Or any other way, which is me still coming)

I can feel you on my lips (top, bottom, back or front, still cool)

I can feel you deep inside (even though I’m pretty numb in the cervix, but that’s just cuz I’m a bit roughed up from my old job but I don’t need to talk about it)

Ooh, ooh baby (which is rocking if you gimme the baby in the hotness of my wetness)

In your arms I finally breathe (in deep from your little glass pipe or other little thing you put in my mouth.)

Wrap me up in all your love (as long as you’re not wrapped up with any kind of love-glove, you dirty birdy Sanchez motha)

That’s the oxygen I need, yeah (yeah, yeah, motha-futhin’ yeah, now watch me rub it at the same time)

You’re fillin’ me up [six times] (or more)

With your love (if that’s what you call it)

You got something that I really want (which is your sexy mangoo chutney)

And come here, we don’t even have to talk (unless you’re gay or something, but that’s O.K. too)

And lay back and let me tell you what I’m thinkin’ (which is how pretty our bitty baby is gonna be)

Cause I like you [twice] (and I may like you twice, if you can MAKE me like you twice, hopefully on the same night of course)

Baby, [spoken 25 times] (This just means we should have 25 babies together if you have the power to give it to me, but if you don’t U R total loser)

Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative - Year: 2004

This song is all about venereal disease (sexually transmitted disease, STD or VD), and how it’s not a big deal. Obviously I’ve been with other guys and I don’t use condoms because they’re dumb and Britney doesn’t use them (two kids, hello!) so getting the random drip ain’t a biggy, just accept it, get the Amoxicillin and move on. Cool? Cool! Just do it like a Nike.

So let’s look at the lyrics and talk Toxic, she’s Britney bitch!

Baby, can’t you see (you can’t because it’s dark)

I’m calling (for you to come over, come under and come deep all up ins)

A guy like you

Should wear a warning (Mr. Yuk sticker)

It’s dangerous (cuz I didn’t know you were drippy on the tippy, dick!)

I’m fallin’ (cuz I’m syphilitic and infected)

There’s no escape (from your biotic infection, but it’s cool)

I can’t wait (even if I itch a bit)

I need a hit (of anything you got, maybe pills or whatever, maybe just your stuff and junk)

Baby, give me it (your ding dong dangly bits)

You’re dangerous (and I know it now, ten days later because you’re all junked up in the front)

I’m lovin’ it (for at least ten minutes at a blast)

Too high (never too high, this is a metaphorical thing or a simile like too high or something)

Can’t come down (but can come “on” if you know what I mean)

Losing my head (but you’ll lose your head as long as you lose it from me the right way, baby)

Spinning ‘round and ‘round (the way I get dizzy and twirley when I do what I do on you)

Do you feel me now (or will you be better to feel me later when I put my feel on you)

With a taste of your lips (even if it’s the backdoor lips)

I’m on a ride (if you know how I hop on the coaster)

You’re toxic I’m slipping under

With a taste of a poison paradise (that’s like the garden of Eden all messed up)

I’m addicted to you (because I’m a drip junky you was so hot but now I might hate you)

Don’t you know that you’re toxic (Seriously, maybe haven’t you been tested or anything?)

And I love what you do (with the way you rock it all up ins me)

Don’t you know that you’re toxic (seriously though, get tested sometimes or something)

It’s getting late (too late to hit the clinic, so it’s all good if you don’t f’ing lie to me)

To give you up (or me give it up to you)

I took a sip (from your tip)

From my devil’s cup (or the Beelzebub rim)

Slowly (or at any speed)

It’s taking over me (like you’re finishing all over me, so there you go)

Too high (or maybe barely just high enough. Britney doesn’t get too high, she gets maybe just barely high enough)

Can’t come down (which is Britney saying “come, come in”)

It’s in the air (your money shot)

And it’s all around (my hair, face, chest, and anywhere else you can spout it)

Can you feel me now (cuz I’m drenched in you which is awesome and I love it, but if you cross me I swear to Christ I’ll ruin your life)

With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride (Coney Island or Pony Island, both work for me)

You’re toxic I’m slipping under (your body, face, whatever)

With a taste of a poison paradise (which is no biggy by me)

I’m addicted to you (like the manly, sick drug you are to me, daddy)

Don’t you know that you’re toxic (get checked)

And I love what you do (if you’re not still with your wife)

Don’t you know that you’re toxic (hit up the clinic and find out for sure cuz I got this from somewhere)

[Repeat Chorus]

Intoxicate me now (in private)

With your lovin’ now (or whatever you call it)

I think I’m ready now (cuz I think I’m old enough, no I KNOW I am)

I think I’m ready now (for serious)

Intoxicate me now (with whatever you got in your back pocket or hidden in your shoe)

With your lovin’ now (whatever you call it, honey daddy man)

I think I’m ready now (in the ways it matters)

Album: Blackout - Year: 2007

This song is about getting naked with a guy, girl or group, and that it’s totally okay, as long as you plan for it. You can plan it at the last minute if you want but as long as it’s a plan it’s super fine by Britney, and she knows everything there is to know because she’s very successful and everybody knows her and everybody loves her, even the people who say they’re sick of her and totally hate her, we know they love her, get real.

Yeah (She’s sez you can do whatever you want, ya!)

Sounds nice (Britney sounds nice and so duz whatev I do according to the gospel of Britney)

Ooh, yeah (Yep, that’s her saying yeah to what I say and she says)

I got a plan (that’s the one that says to get naked)

We can do it just what you wanted (the whole naked thing)

Baby, baby (try not to have a baby so maybe jump up and down after you do it)

As long as you wanna come with me (I think that means you jack you late, and that’s cool)

We can do it baby, baby (the preggo thing if you know what I mean)

I got a plan (to get naked but my other plan is plan B)

We can do it just what you wanted (even if you a freak I down with that)

Baby, baby

As long as you wanna come with me (with, in, on, over, under or throughout, you can come)

We can do it baby, baby (might be a stutter there)

My body is calling (it’s not like it was me that called 8-times it was my body, pick up the phone)

Out for you bad boy (I like bad boys better than good, and ugly uncles well enough too)

I get the feeling that (the feeling you’re going to give me)

Just wanna be with you (or whoever, you know?)

Baby I’m a freak (I’ve done it in a bunch of positions but I’m open to pretty much whatever)

And I don’t really give a damn (just be clean and not too married)

I’m crazy as a motherfricker (I think I am anywho but I’m willing to learn)

Put that on your man (I pretty sure by “that’ she means the pink kitty)

If you like what you see (my nudity)

And your curiosity (for my nudity)

Let your mind roam free (think about baseball while I’m rocking you)

Won’t you pay attention please? (but not too much cuz I know it will be over right away)

What I gotta do (Is get all naked)

To get you want my body (If a 40 year old is willing to lower himself to my teen body, cool)

Quarter past three (I think that’s a sexual position but I’m not positive)

Ready to leave the party? (If you get naked at the party a lot of cellphone videos gonna be on YouTube so cut it quick and get back to the pad even if it’s messy)

What you gonna do, do, do? (Valid question even if I stud-stud-studder)

I got a plan (to stalk you if you use me)

We can do it just what you wanted (even if it’s kooky or poo related)

What you gonna do, do, do?

Baby, baby

What you gonna do, do, do?

As long as you wanna come with me (not before, that don’t work for me)

What you gonna do, do, do?

We can do it baby, baby (if everything works out but maybe bring me some presents)

What you gonna do, do, do?

I got a plan (to go through your wallet while you’re in the bathroom to find out everything about you)

We can do it just what you wanted

What you gonna do, do, do? (and can you give me a couple online links so I can understand what it is before we do it?)

[repeat]

Get naked [8 times] (means she’s way serious)

Take it off [4 times] (four times mean you should only be wearing four things to take off, duh)

Get naked [3 more times, duh] (If you over dressed and you still have anything on, take it off, eve if it’s just socks or whatever but you don’t have to take socks off.)

I’m not ashamed of my beauty (cuz I know I’m way hot)

You can see what I got (if I can see yours and if you aren’t blind or something)

It sure will freak you out (you’ll stare at me when we’re both naked and all you’ll think is you might go to prison for real)

Imagine if I work it out (That lump in your chinos of course.)

If I get you… (the dot-dot-dot means something is implied and it’s that I might ruin your life)

You’re gonna lose your mind (and your rocks, if not your freedom, so don’t mess with me)

Better put it down (the money or booger sugar on the table baby)

You know should be around (no square cocks or anything, it’s got to be mostly round)

I can understand that you ain’t got plans (but we have to plan this, so I’ll do it)

But I just whatever you want

I can understand that you ain’t got plans (but you do now)

Ever you want, oh (think about what you want and let me know)

We got it (me and my girl Houston, she’s hot too and probably just as naked, most the time)

If you like what you see (which you do unless it’s rag week)

And your curiosity (which I just know you gots)

Let your mind roam free (free range minds are organic and better for the environment)

Won’t you pay attention please? (like, you know, look at me when I’m naked)

If you like what you see (my nudity)

And your curiosity (which is what you probably already have even before you see my action shots)

Let your mind roam free (in MY free range!)

Won’t you pay attention please? (and stop trying to grab for the stupid bong while we’re at it)

Get naked [three times] (getting nekkid three times is just about the minimum)

Would you mind? (say whatever you want but Britney is the messiah)

Get naked [5 times] (because five times is the bare, bear and barely bear minimum)

Now take it off, yeah (seriously)

Take it off [4 times] (take it off four times, seriously)

Get naked [4 times] (get naked one, twice, three times a lady but four times is Britney style)

Baby, take it off (Even if you’re just a baby you can so totally take it off)

I just wanna take it off [twice] (Maybe I’m allergic to my detergent but I so have to get these itchy clothes off of me)

Baby, take it off

I just wanna take it off [twice]

What you gonna do, do, do? (Saying “do” three times means you can “do” three guys or one guy three times or a combination that totals three which I have done. I’m not proud but I did get what I wanted so whatever)

I got a plan (to send pictures to your wife if you double cross me)

We can do it just what you wanted (like you said in your ad on Craig’s List)

What you gonna do, do, do? (Are you gonna do me three times? You better)

Baby, baby (I might have twins, they run in my family but not Britney’s so it just goes to prove she’s talking to me personally)

[Repeats a bunch of stuff a bunch of times because she can get away with it if that’s what it takes to fill four minutes on the CD.]

This song is about being powerful and being right and being empowered and how it’s not just OK to be a stripper, but it’s a good thing and it’s what Britney recommends. You gotta do what you gotta do to make the money but if you wanna make a guy give you more you gotta do what it takes to make them give you more.

[Spoken]It’s Britney Bitch (It is so you better recognize how great she is)
I see you, (She knows me, she sees me, she gets me)
And I just wanna dance with you (Powerful women can empower themselves by stripping)

Every time they turn the lights down (in the strip club, natch)
Just wanna go that extra mile for you (it’s a good way to make money if you do the extra stuff)
Public display of affection (a strip club is a public place, yo!)
Feels like no one else in the room but you (I know from Britney and my girl Houston that you say this stuff to make the guy feel special and pay you top bucks.)

[Bridge:]
We can get down like there’s no one around (in the VIP area or champagne room for the right price)
We keep on rocking, we keep on rockin’ (that’s later when the money is right and you wanna)
Cameras are flashing while we’re dirty dancing (it’s OK to do porn if the money is right)
They keep watching, keep watchin’ (on live webcam or in a member ship web site)
Feels like the crowd was saying

[Chorus:]
Gimme Gimme more (Money)
Gimme more (respect too becuz I’m not just meat)
Gimme gimme more [x4] (saying it 4 times means it’s totally true)

The center of attention, even when we’re up against the wall (in the strip club)
You got me in a crazy position (uh huh) (you should see the moves I’ve learned and you can for cash)
If you’re on a mission (ooh) (missionary position or mission to finish yourself off in the bathroom)
You got my permission oh (since your cash is green, my pink is mean)

[Bridge]
[Chorus (x4)] (Just proves how serious she is about this)

[Spoken]
I just can’t control myself, more (but I can control you and sometimes I can’t control myself because I might be late for work or get too jacked to do the job right)
They want more? (it’s a retortical question, of course they do)
Well I’ll give them more, ow! (The ow means sometimes it hurts but you still have to do it if you gonna get the money to your landlady or boyfriend)

[Chorus (x4)] (She’s way serious about it)

Gimme more gimme more
Gimme more gimme more babe (calling dudes babe makes the tips come rolling in)
I just want more (money, clothes, nose candy and whatever you got)

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme [x4] (Filler, really, but she totally owned the song so it’s way OK)