Whatever Britney does, we can all do, and believe you me, I’ve done them my own self like nobodies business, except for maybe the business of my old man Jayreece, who liked to take a cut off my stuff whatever for years at least.

In the press Britney appears to be serial monogamous, but she’s way more freaky than that, in case you’re dumb or or some kind of L, G or R-Tard.

All that’s good enough so let’s talk all over the threesome, or like I like to call it, the triple-rich triple gang, gangbang.

I’m not a slut, don’t judge me. You can’t get that right.

So I been in bunch of threesomes and you can too!

What you have to do is make sure you’re slusterlove is right for you. You’re a girl so make sure it’s two girls and a guy or (if you can make it happen) two girls and that guy (you might have to bring your own girls, so make sure your wing matron is up for it before you bring her out.)

If it’s three girls, you have to go back to that commercial on TV I never saw from the 60s where the old lady that died asked “Where’s the beef?” Seriously though, where’s the sausage? Answer me that before doing the three girl thing, and make sure that a camera is rolling you get paid the webcast bonus for it. For real, that’s where the money is for real. At least some goodies for way sure.

Guys don’t like the two dude thing, but it’s where it’s at. It’s how we do the hold shish kabob business and how you get the glory of unholy stabbing from two or more ends at a time. If this is what you’re all about, and if you aren’t, think about it because it doubles your odds of landing a man for keeps, so there you go.

You know Britney has done it more times than the Paparazzo can even dream to shoot, so don’t feel like you’re getting nastier than her, so just make that bizzle work and make that magic happen all deep in your sticky girl spot and move on.