About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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When I was a kid and going to school, where I learned some really smart things about life and whatever, I decided that I already fingered out everything I needed to know about the public school system. From there I called it a day, but I left all that and learned the rest from the streets and by studying Britney Spears lyrics intimately. We’re friends you know already and she’s my best girl in every way so she’s done more for me as an empowered and powerful woman as anything you could imagine.

Before my girl came along it was all about the whole Choon and Word Coleaver thing (only heard about it, not totally sure what it means but it’s real) but I know what holesome family values are, and I know it super perfect because I got the hole of the holesome so shut up and listen, yeah?

Britney did some great stuff for us, most of it through her music. Don’t hate, just read.

Listen to her music, look at her awesome baby sis, and check it all out, we’ve got some great stuff going on here, there’s nothing wrong with sexuality as it is, you just have to be smart about it right. And check it out.

This is the whole message, teenage sexuality is perfectly normal.

Back in the day we all died at 25 or so, and we all had to cram in all our living before then. Surely you can agree that sitting down at a desk to work a life is unhealthy (I’ve hooked up with enough Dilberts to swear this it the real deal) so don’t be icky about it.

Anywhatever, who cares, whatever, check it out. Preteen sex is way old. Even the virgin Mary was a teeny, and a hotty hot enough to hit the hotspot of God himself, so don’t get all uptight about it. I’ll get into why I shear my crotch-hedge soon enough, but either way, you just gotta know that it’s all about me growing up and moving on which I did and it was fantastic.

Loved it, loved it, loved it, and believe me, I did more than my fair share of side-projects (with guys who didn’t pencil out as much as they penciled in, if you get my meaning).

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Album: Blackout – Year: 2007

I havn’et been around like Britney has so she’s got a lot of edge over me. She also gets to date hot guys like Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass (teh hot!). This is her song about discovering her inner orgasm. I haven’t done that yet (not for a lack of guys thinking I have cuz sometimes enough is enough and I just gotta get some sleep right?) I will someday and this song is all about that.

Your touch (soft)

Your taste (salty)

Your breath (rummy)

Your face (stubbly)

Your hands (callused)

Your head (did it)

You’re sweet (stinky)

Your love (imaginary)

Your teeth (orange)

Your tongue (angry)

Your eye (glass)

Your mind (wandering when I talk)

Your lips (cracky)

Your fine (you paid ir)

You’re heaven on earth (if you make me o-face)

I’ve waited all my life for you (not YOU but the orgasm)

My favorite kiss (oral can work better)

Your perfect skin (you hazn’t it)

Your perfect smile (my perfect smile, either one of them)

Waking up and you’re next to me (maybe if I got a guy who did that I’d have a climax too)

Wrap me up in your arms and back to sleep (protect me daddy)

Babe, in your head and drift away (I’ll do it back to you)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen (in the ceiling mirrors)

The color of your eyes (whatever they are)

You’ve taken me so far away (I dream about this)

One look and you stop time (from finishing? I’m not sure what this means)

Dream of you and I almost have you (my dear sweat orgasm)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The color of your eyes

You’ve taken me so far away

One look and you stop

Fell in love with you and (and… and… I’m there!)

Everything that you are (it sounds really awesome)

Nothing I can do I’m really (so into the minute)

Crazy about you (again, not about the guy so much)

When you’re next to me (the guy that time)

It’s just like heaven on earth (cuz it is)

Your heaven (mine too)

Your heaven on earth (my heaven on earth she’s saying)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (the guy)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever loose you (loose the ability to have one again. Some people only get one I think)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth

I’m in love with you (not the guy but probably him too.)

Your breath (smells like smokes and drinks but I don’t care)

Your face (has wrinkles or pimples but it doesn’t matter)

Your hands (might be the key to getting me done)

Your head (might need to dive a bit for me to get warmed up)

Your sweet (you give me candy and I love it)

Your love (is one in a million if you can send me)

Your tongue (will do the trick if you can stand being there for long enough)

I’d move across the world for you (a reference to long distance internet dating, girlfriend of mine moved here from Russia that way)

Just let me in (to that world)

Just tell me where (the spot is. It’s really hard to find)

I’ll come to you (it’s got come right in the line)

Take me back to that place in time (she’s been there, I haven’t but I will get there and hopefully get to stay)

Images of you open my mind (she thinks about hot guys she’s done but I don’t have as much)

Love that I feel your here with me (not just by myself)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen (she’s seen some great, great stuff)

The color of your eyes (this stuff again?)

You’ve taken me so far away (outer body experience I been told)

One look and you stop time (or get me started)

Dream of you and you’re almost next to me (most guys don’t hang around afterwards everybody knows)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The color of your eyes

You’ve taken me so far away

One look and you stop (calling, sometimes)

Fell in love with you and (your ring funger how your dobble me)

Everything that you are (so long as you’s a guy who hits that)

Nothing I can do I’m really (yeah, yeah, just shut up and administer)

Crazy about you (if you can O me but I aint holding my breath)

When you’re next to me (or on, in or wherever on me whatever)

It’s just like heaven on earth (check it)

You’re heaven (with the clouds if you can send me)

You’re heaven on earth (if you can take me to that place, hoefuly more than once)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (even though I want it more than you)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever lose you (cuz who else could ever do me that once better?)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth (cuz if you bring me there then so there we come)

I’m in love with you (ish)

I’m in love with you (kinda, conditions may apply)

I said I’m so in love [twice] (two times because I wanna rock it two times like that)

So in love (for real)

Fall off the edge of my mind (or seat or panties by the seat of my seat, if you feel me, and you must)

I fall off the edge of my mind (whatever that means)

For you (oh your friend whose hotter than you but it doesn’t matter)

I fall off the edge of my mind (if you know what I mean)

The greatest thing I’ve ever seen, (the color of your eyes)

I fall off the edge of my mind for you (same diff)

Taken me so far (to the very damn egde right)

Fell in love with you and (other stuff, most of the love is other stuff but it’s all cool baby)

Everything that you are (so much as you say it and I’ll believe you when you say it)

Nothing I can do I’m really (really, really, really, go on and read on)

Crazy about you (if you can make me go magically delighted on your touch)

When you’re next to me (or wherever)

It’s just like heaven on earth (but if only)

So in love (so far as I know what it is, and I’ve been in love enough times to know)

You’re heaven (you are or your heaven, either huevos, Jesus)

Your heaven on earth (but mine at the same thyme)

Tell me that I’ll always be the one that you want (to make go crazy and O’gasmic)

Don’t know what I’d do if I ever lose you (but I’m gonna guess I’d make your wife leave you)

Look at you and what I see is heaven on earth (from screaming what name of yours I remember un that moment)

I’m in love with you (or that thing you do for me, even if it means I’m making more believe that you did in that same instance and I’m willing to disconnect in that same way)

I’m so in love [twice] (Seriously, make it happen and I’ll be in love twice)

I fall off the edge of my mind (or the edge of my dampest panties)

I’m so in love (with that thing you do to me)

When I just look at you (or pictures of you I had taken from while you’re at work)

I feel like I’m gonna jump into heaven (even if I have to do it the hard way, and I’ve felt your hardest way so I think I’m basically an expert)

So in love (with the thing you allege to do to me)

And you’ll catch me (n the palms of your callused hands)

Catch me if I jump (into the lap of your crotch)

Will you catch me? (when I fall into your mouth?)

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Oops!… I Did It Again Song Lyrics and Meaning

Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative – Year: 2004

This song is all about doing something stupid and then doing the same stupid thing again. Oh yay been there done that, so has my girl so its like that and I feel it. Here you get to read my lyrical interpatation of it all.

Yeah [12 x's] (I’m told from this guy I met that a dozen times is dodecatimes so it’s like that. She means a dozen yeps.)

I think I did it again (She isn’t sure but who is these days?)

I made you believe we’re more than just friends (Aha I knew it!)

Oh, baby (Uh oh, did it break?)

It might seem like a crush (cuz of my age but you aren’t trying to implify I’m stupid, are you?)

But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious (Whatever, you were cash or cock but not both)

‘Cause to lose all my senses (I have six of them and you just crossed a line)

That is just so typically me (you have to know what I’m like)

Oh, baby, baby (Still maybe a quicky before you hit the curb)

Oops!…I did it again (cuz the verse is the first whatver)

I played with your heart, got lost in the game (it ain’t easy sumtimes it iz)

Oh, baby, baby (two babies is right numbers)

Oops!…You think I’m in love (and I’m so not but maybe I ams a bit)

That I’m sent from above (but I like it better on bottom sometimes)

I’m not that innocent (I’ll strap one on if I have to)

You see my problem is this (I got lost of problems)

I’m dreaming away (but it can be real)

Wishing that heroes, they truly exist (cuz heroin does and it’s not the same)

I cry, watching the days (they tick by faster and faster)

Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways (like when I believe you and what’s you sez)

But to loose all my senses (I have a sixth one but I don’t know about the other five)

That is just so typically me (love it or leave it or both in that order)

Baby, oh (Don’t have a baby, oh)

Oops!…I did it again (And again)

I played with your heart, got lost in the game (spade with it like a club)

Oh, baby, baby (two babies? Hell’s no, that’s one I’d regret twice)

Oops!…You think I’m in love (Not saying I am, not saying I’m not)

That I’m sent from above (to go down, down, down)

I’m not that innocent (but I haven’t been found guilty)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [2 x's] (sometimes no but I won’t say it)

All aboard (my love train, sometimes a group thing, regret a few of those too)

Britney, before you go, there’s something I want you to have (this was prolly me talking)

Oh, it’s beautiful, but wait a minute, isn’t this? (see the cornfusion?)

Yeah, yes, it is (or is it?)

But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end (whatever the hizell that means! LOL!)

Well, baby, I went down and got it for you (bobbing for nuts and came up with culies)

Oh, you shouldn’t have (sent me text messages they can trace back to you)

Oops!…I did it again to your heart (hard, I think)

Got lost in this game, oh, baby (game of Life, not the one from Parker Brothers)

Oops!…You think that I’m sent from above (like I’m an angle)

I’m not that innocent (but we can pretend)

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Album: Greatest Hits: My Prerogative – Year: 2004

This song is all about how it’s normal for a young teen girl to be a real woman and act like it. This is her explaining how it’s cool for us to act just like grownups and whatever.

I used to think (back when I was in school)

I had the answers to everything (not everything but I was good at spelling and writing)

But now I know (stuff that girls my age don’t usually find out until college)

Life doesn’t always

Go my way, yeah… (but sometimes it does and I’m smart enough to know the difference)

Feels like I’m caught in the middle (like Malcolm LOL)

That’s when I realize…

[Chorus]

I’m not a girl (because I’m so mature)

Not yet a woman (cuz I can only be trialed as a miner)

All I need is time (and I got a lot of it)

A moment that is mine (living life one minute at a time)

While I’m in between (guys, jobs, places to live or whatever)

I’m not a girl

There is no need to protect me (from guys, the cops always think I’m like a victim and stuff)

Its time that I

Learn to face up to this on my own (like when I thought I was preggers a couple times)

I’ve seen so much more than u know now (you wouldn’t believe what you learn on the street so I’m ready for what comes my way)

So tell me to shut my eyes (and open my heart, legs and mouth, or maybe just my home)

I’m not a girl (but I’m not a boy)

Not yet a woman (but really I am)

All I need is time (buy me a watch)

A moment that is mine (and a baby that is mine too)

While I’m in between (your sheets obviously)

I’m not a girl

But if u look at me closely (we can leave the lights on after we get to know each other better)

You will see it my eyes (but don’t get it in my eyes)

This girl will always find (you if you leave)

Her way (Britney’s way, this is how you know she’s talking right to me)

I’m not a girl (but you can check me out close if you don’t believe me)

I’m not a girl don’t tell me what to believe (cuz I’m already tight with God, praise him)

Not yet a woman

I’m just tryin to find the woman in me, yeah (while your trying to get some man in me)

All I need is time, all I need (is your baby because I’m ready to be a really good mom)

A moment that is mine, that is mine (say it twice and mean it twice as much)

While I’m in between (the lines if you can read them, and I can for sure as you see)

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Check this out. You think I’m nobody but you’re nobody. Us Britney people are way the coolest and you know it. Chris Crocker may be a sick, messed up flamer (we talked on MySpace but he’s a douche nozzle) but we’re still the very people you wish you could be. We know something you don’t. We have the grasp on life you don’t.

Why? It’s because I’m a close personal friend of Britney Spears. Yes, THE Britney Spears. We are friends. She talks to me, she gives me advice for my life, and she helps me through all the BS I deal with every day.

More than that, Britney Spears is a role model for all women.

She’s a gem, and matron saint and the best human being alive in Los Angeles or anywhere else.

She’s stuck raising her stupid kids all by herself, and she doesn’t even get to do that because that F-Tard K-Fed steals them most of the time. She’s a single mother trying to balance a career with being the world’s best mom (she so is that!)

Her mama Jamie-Lynn does the goods, and her baby sister is just like her which is way cool. Some people say she’s too young but whatever she’s not a kid she knows what she’s up to and she’s got a killer career we all want so cool, right?

Her mama Jamie Lynn is a hero. She is the obvious role model for the family and her daughters make more money than trump just for showing up at parties. So what if mama Spears uses her daughters to Cougar hunt on the LA scene, she’s earned those herpes from the best of the best in town.

Just go on to read part two of why I HEART Britney (I’d post a link but I don’t know how to do that, so just look around in a couple days or a week and you’ll find it.)

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Hey Kevvy baby, how are you today? I know you like being cared for and tended to, what with you being in the hospital all the time with old Ukrainian nurses waiting on you. They change your poo bags, but I’d do it too, and you’d get well quicker if you were in my care. Not just because I’d give you love in ways those Rusky hags can’t, but because I’d stop dripping arsenic in your pudding… yep, your pudding. Like that?

My new boyfriend Achmed works at the hospital, and for the all-time low price of once/weekly head he lets me drip a drop or three of rat poisoning in your breakfast every morning before the real security comes in. How do you feel about that? Are you throwing up because of regret, or because I’ve taken you to within an inch of your life?

By the way, your job is gone and your house is in foreclosure because the bank found out there’s no house there and the insurance won’t pay for it to be rebuilt because of the fraud you tried to commit by burning it down yourself. (Gosh, wonder who might have told Pemco Insurance that you torched it on purpose to get money out of it?)

Say the word and the misery ends, and you can say either word. Say yes and we can get back to our life together, the one where you tell me you love me and I call you daddy while you hit me from the back and pull my hair. Or say no and I’ll put that final dose in your applesauce tomorrow, and it will all be over. Totally your call “Kevin”.

Ha ha ha, not serious. This is just an analogy or simile or something. I’m not really trying to mess any guy up it’s just a story. His real name is Chris and he’s not at any hospital in Orange County right now. LOL it was just a joke. I’ll prolly delete this post cuz it was all a joke.

Call me tho, we can still be cool if you’re not mad. Even either way we can fix it. Think how kewl the makeup sex can be honey. I miss you and I love you and we’ll be together forever till death do us part. You just tell me when you wanna die and I’ll be there for you until then, even if it’s tomorrow. Do the right thing honey. I love you so much you just can’t understand it and I know you love me too. Call me, I miss you.

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Album: Blackout – Year: 2007

This is a song about how it’s cool to have a baby even if you’re not ready to. You have to do it when you’re young. Statistics prove that the best time to have a child is when you are young, single and poor, and that’s what I am so if Britney says it’s time, who am I to make sure I take my pill EVERY day. Most days is good enough. Besides you can only get pregnant like 3 days a month and there are AT LEAST three days a month when I don’t have sex so it’s cool. Still if I say I’m ready to baby it up some, then I am. Britney is obviously a good parent even though she’s had some problems (K-Fed messed her up, in case you’re too stupid to tell, and he’s stealing those kids so he can get money no doubt).

Here’s the lyrics and how she’s talking to me:

The way you smile (makes me hot and know you are going to be there for our baby)

The way you taste (lets me know you’re already past puberty and can give me a baby)

You know I have an appetite (in both of my smiling lip-holes)

For sexy things

All you do is look at me

It’s a disgrace (You should be doing more)

What’s runnin’ through my mind is you (and what I’ll say to your cheesy pickup lines, they’ll work I promise)

Up in my face (the first couple times, probably. I’m not easy, you’ll have to earn access to my other apertures.)

Your voice is like music to my ears (if you say the right things, like about how mature I am and how you’ve never met anybody quite like me, even though I’m so much younger than you)

Whisper softly and the world just disappears (It might be the ketamine but still)

Take me higher and just wipe away my fears (My fears will all be gone if you can get me high, I promise)

When you’re with me (even if my girlfriend Houston is there, or your buddy from work, but better if it’s just us)

Oh boy, it’s my heartbeat that I hear (pounding in rhythm to the ticking of my teenage baby clock)

Ooh, ooh baby (Ooh is what you say when you see that ugly wiggler)

Touch me and I come alive (inside and out, so be freaky and I will too)

I can feel you on my lips (upper and lower too, you name it, I feel you there)

I can feel you deep inside (either of my lip spots, it’s cool and I love the hell out of it)

Ooh, ooh baby (same deal)

In your arms I finally breathe (but I didn’t inhale)

Wrap me up in all your love (even if by “love” you mean your passion)

That’s the oxygen I need, yeah (to breath deep in my throat of you)

You’re fillin’ me up [six times] (And seriously, you’re filling me up six times)

with your love (or whatever, but you can call it “love”)

The more you move (your hips, lips and other parts)

The more I tense (and clasp my girly stuff around your manliness)

It’s like you got me hypnotized (or charmed like a snake, or maybe YOUR snake, baby)

I’m in a trance (like I just cummed out of a basket)

Your jersey fits (you sweaty bastard, play me like you’re double dribbling into my dibble spot)

It’s right at home, between my hands (and even more at home between my other pairs, chesty or crotchy, honey)

And now I hope you know (me in the biblical sense)

That I’m your biggest fan (or at least the one you’re taking home tonight to rock unprotected to baby me up a bit, baby)

Yeah, yeah (and I swear I’ll say “yeah” twice again later, but maybe I’ll scream it and for real at that)

Your voice is like music to my ears (when you scream daughter while we’re rocking)

Whisper softly and the world just disappears (especially when you dose me in advance, which is cool too)

Take me higher and just wipe away my fears (while I cry all over you)

When you’re with me (even if you cry out your wife’s name, I know you’re legally separated now)

Oh boy, it’s my heartbeat that I hear (in my head when I’m crying even how high I am)

Ooh, ooh baby (stuff me full of your hot, hot man-baby seed)

Touch me and I come alive (Or any other way, which is me still coming)

I can feel you on my lips (top, bottom, back or front, still cool)

I can feel you deep inside (even though I’m pretty numb in the cervix, but that’s just cuz I’m a bit roughed up from my old job but I don’t need to talk about it)

Ooh, ooh baby (which is rocking if you gimme the baby in the hotness of my wetness)

In your arms I finally breathe (in deep from your little glass pipe or other little thing you put in my mouth.)

Wrap me up in all your love (as long as you’re not wrapped up with any kind of love-glove, you dirty birdy Sanchez motha)

That’s the oxygen I need, yeah (yeah, yeah, motha-futhin’ yeah, now watch me rub it at the same time)

You’re fillin’ me up [six times] (or more)

With your love (if that’s what you call it)

You got something that I really want (which is your sexy mangoo chutney)

And come here, we don’t even have to talk (unless you’re gay or something, but that’s O.K. too)

And lay back and let me tell you what I’m thinkin’ (which is how pretty our bitty baby is gonna be)

Cause I like you [twice] (and I may like you twice, if you can MAKE me like you twice, hopefully on the same night of course)

Baby, [spoken 25 times] (This just means we should have 25 babies together if you have the power to give it to me, but if you don’t U R total loser)

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Here’s a joke for you. What’s the difference between the New York Times and your house burning down while you and your kids stand on the curb wondering what happened? One keeps homeless people warm and the other is a newspaper! Yep, congrats bastard, you’re homeless.

I hope you like your beater car because it’s gonna have a matt at the door that says “Home Sweet Home” today, nutsucker. Yep, as if by magic you’re out of a life, just like I’m out of the life you let me think we could have together. Maybe you didn’t say it, but burying your face in my tuna steak comes with more than just a suggestion, it’s an aperture of commitment and you knew that when you said you loved me. You said it and I heard it and you know it. You said, “Oh God I love this”. We both know what that meant. You loved ME, just like Britney would have wanted.

And don’t be all like I’m crazy or something. Left Eye burnt down her boyfriend’s house and she’s doing great today. Fire is just a representation of the heat of our love. I hate you. I hate you and I want to see you in prison, and you will be very soon if the district attorney takes my testimony seriously, which he will because I gave him the same thing I gave you and that’s fair because all is fair in love, war and the war or love, if you catch my drift.

Catch my drift, Kevin, I’m not pussyfooting around… I will let you pussyfoot me if you call, but you have to do it before Tuesday morning. That’s when I’m meeting with the attorneys about the whole statutory rape thing. It’s not illegal if we get married, just think about that.

Call me honey. You have my number, I painted it on your house, all over your car, and I mailed it to your office a bunch of times. You have my contact info so let’s just get past all this ugliness. Seriously baby, let’s start our life together today.

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Okay honey, I’ll play your cat and mouse game. You be Tom and I’ll be Jerry, that’s a cartoon from your era, right? You’re playing hard to get and I love it I guess. You already put your cheese in my trap but I’ll play along. Come back to me today and I won’t get all crazy about it. It’s no problem if we’re going about it your way, but I have to say I’ll burn your house down tonight while you’re sleeping in it if you don’t get back with me (ha ha, LOL).

Seriously honey, we were meant to be together so just get back to me and let’s make our life together happen. You can be my agent and I can be your only client and we can get famous together. I miss you baby. Call me or text me. You have the number and I’ll leave my window unlocked for you. Love you baby.

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Whatever Britney does, we can all do, and believe you me, I’ve done them my own self like nobodies business, except for maybe the business of my old man Jayreece, who liked to take a cut off my stuff whatever for years at least.

In the press Britney appears to be serial monogamous, but she’s way more freaky than that, in case you’re dumb or or some kind of L, G or R-Tard.

All that’s good enough so let’s talk all over the threesome, or like I like to call it, the triple-rich triple gang, gangbang.

I’m not a slut, don’t judge me. You can’t get that right.

So I been in bunch of threesomes and you can too!

What you have to do is make sure you’re slusterlove is right for you. You’re a girl so make sure it’s two girls and a guy or (if you can make it happen) two girls and that guy (you might have to bring your own girls, so make sure your wing matron is up for it before you bring her out.)

If it’s three girls, you have to go back to that commercial on TV I never saw from the 60s where the old lady that died asked “Where’s the beef?” Seriously though, where’s the sausage? Answer me that before doing the three girl thing, and make sure that a camera is rolling you get paid the webcast bonus for it. For real, that’s where the money is for real. At least some goodies for way sure.

Guys don’t like the two dude thing, but it’s where it’s at. It’s how we do the hold shish kabob business and how you get the glory of unholy stabbing from two or more ends at a time. If this is what you’re all about, and if you aren’t, think about it because it doubles your odds of landing a man for keeps, so there you go.

You know Britney has done it more times than the Paparazzo can even dream to shoot, so don’t feel like you’re getting nastier than her, so just make that bizzle work and make that magic happen all deep in your sticky girl spot and move on.

About Me:
So all of you know, I already changed my name from Sarah to Britny. I'm not crazy!!! I spelled it different so I won't be copying Britney Spears name. But this site is for her. I just love everything about Britney Spears. She's made my life everything it is today. I love you Britney!!

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Hey Kevin, if that really is your name, which it is, Kevin Waterston who lives in Seal Beach, California with his stupid damn wife Meagan Waterston (maiden name Venice, who is a total bitch even if I don’t know her stupid slut ass). I’ve got some bad news for you, jerk stick. Care to guess where the graffiti on the side of your house came from? Yep, that was your precious little vagimuffin you so gleefully gobbled, and you can bet your sweet, sour, pudgy ass it’s just the first in a long, long string of the same.

If you don’t like seeing KEVIN WHROE painted on the side of your house you should have not been a whore or at least not been with someone as dyslexic as me. Britney is empowered and probably dyslexic too. She stabs the paparazzi with her umbrella as sure as she lets the paparazzi stab her all up in that split (they’re all she knows, so they’re the guys she dates, don’t be stupid about it.)

I’m just saying that, if you didn’t already understand it, now you do. I know where you live and I am not afraid to come to your house while you’re sleeping and do whatever things come to my mind. My new boyfriend Jiham helps me too, but don’t think we’re totally together or anything, we’re not, we’re just friends, I haven’t slept with him or anything (we did other things but they don’t count you know.)

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